When restaurant owners started to realize that the opinions of Yelpers were meaningless because every one of them thought they were the leader, they decided to stop serving Yelpers with respect.
Every time a Yelper came into their restaurant, the chefs would do something horrible and disgusting to their food without them even noticing, such as smearing their boogers on it and ejaculating on it. At the end of " You're Not Yelping ", a montage of all of the food defacing played with this song featured. There is another reference to the song; during a battle with the employees Buca De Faggoncini, one of them says, "I'm gonna put boogers and cum on all you little fuckers!
So you're one of the yelpers special blessed, You demand a restaurants' very best. Well they're gonna treat you special, I'm telling you chum. Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special. Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel? Your online critiques are real useful to some, Now have a good time eating boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad? Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid. You think you're special like you're A-number one, Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder? Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder? Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy.
